Twitter, my Nemesis

Why I don’t use Twitter:

1.) My opinions cannot be condensed to 140 characters

2.) Strunk & White’s ode to punctuation

3.) #hashtags and their rules are a monstrosity

4.) Justin Timberlake told me so

So I say:

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